I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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