I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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