He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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