Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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