Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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