More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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