Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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