so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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