I looked at my own cervix.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
