I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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