Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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