What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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