At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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