Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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