you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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