im gay
i know
yea but for you.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
