I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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