Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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