can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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