omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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