Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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