I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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