Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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