"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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