How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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