yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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