You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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