Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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