haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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