Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
i out mim tonsoeep
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