weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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