Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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