Having a random hookup so left but love u
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
