So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
There are leaves in my underwear?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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