Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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