I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
