She's JV to your varsity
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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