I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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