We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
We had to coat check the pizza.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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