Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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