he wants to bone in the snuggie
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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