I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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