So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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