i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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