White coat. Heels.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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