I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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