Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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