Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Randomize
