your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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