so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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